Hillbilly Plastered

Words & Music by J.C. Hyke

Well I’m telling you right now I’ll need someone else to drive

The past two days have been too much for me

You see the tax man said I owed, every dime I’d saved all year

And my mechanic said my engine was slippin’ every gear

The girl who got me fired called and said she’s 3 weeks late

And my roof just started leaking turned my house into a lake

Chorus

So I need to get moon shined, a little desensitized

I wanna get past the point of knowing where (who²) I am

I need to get hog tied, and happily liquefied

I wanna get pickled drunk, hillbilly plastered out of my mind

I wanna take a body shot from every bar room floozy

And dance like a wild maniac tonight

I’ll take all my poor man troubles and toss them to the wind

Belly laugh to silly jokes and toast to all my friends

And when they close the bar down, I’ll invite ‘em all to my home

We’ll all go skinny dippin’ and party all night long

Repeat Chorus

Bridge

In the morning I’m gonna regret

Worshipping the porcelain god

But right now I just don’t care

So pour me another cape cod

Last Chorus

‘Cause I need to get moon shined, a little desensitized

I wanna get past the point of knowing what I am

I need to get hog tied and happily liquefied

I wanna get pickled drunk, hillbilly plastered

To forget the avalanche of disaster

Pickled drunk, hillbilly plastered out of my mind

J.C. Hyke